God is missing and they think we did it : Children Jokes

A couple had two mischievous little boys, ages eight and 10. At their wits' end, the parents contacted a clergyman who had been successful in rehabilitating bad children in the past.

The clergyman asked to see the boys individually. The eight-year-old was sent to meet with him first. The clergyman sat the boy down and asked him sternly, "Where is God?"

The boy made no response, so the clergyman repeated the question in an even sterner tone, "Where is God?"

Again the boy made no attempt to answer, so the clergyman raised his voice even more and shook his finger in the boy's face, "WHERE IS GOD?"

At that, the boy bolted from the room, ran directly home, and slammed himself in his closet. His older brother followed him into the closet and asked what happened.

The younger brother replied, "We are in big trouble this time. God is missing, and they think we did it!"

Mr. Dog ko kahan phasa diya - Funny Animals

"Mujhko in logo ne kahan phasa diya..." - Mr. Dog
This can only happens in India....

Jo khoya uska gum nhi : Shayari

"Jo Khoya Hai Us Ka Ghum Nahi!
"Lekin Jo Paaya Hai Wo Kisi Sey Kam Nahi!
Jo nahi hai wo ek khawb hai.
Or
jo hai wo lajwab hai.........?


Meaning in English : What i have lost , i have no regrets.
But what i gain is Wonderful,
What i have not achieve is still a dream,
but what i have achieved is Priceless

Chalne wale Pairo mein kitna fark hein : Words on Hope

Chalnewale dono pairo me kitna fark hai...

Ek aagey toh Ek pichche ...
Par Naa to aage wale ko Abhiman hai or Na piche wale ko Apman...

kyunki unhe pata hai ki pal bhar me ye badalne wala hai...
isko zindagi kahte hai..

Moral : Never take compliments to your Head and Insults to your Heart . Both are Dangerous as Success and Failure never remains Constant

Banta ki Wife ko Saanp ne kata

Santa: Dekh teri biwi ko saap kaat raha hai!

Banta: Abey wo kaat nahi raha...uska 'Zeher' khatam ho gaya hai to wo RECHARGE Karwane aaya hai

In English:

Santa : Look, Snake is bitting your Wife.
Banta: Relax Dude, He is not bitting, He is just Refilling/Recharging  his Poison

Bhikhari to Engineer : Engineer Jokes

Bhikhari: Bhagwan k naam pe kuch de de.
.
ENGINEER : Ye le meri B.tech ki degree rakh le.

Bikhari: Tujhe chahiye to meri M.tech ki degree rakh le ...

Lines to Remember in Life : Management Tricks

Everybody in this Dangerous world is fed up from Greedy Peoples,Cheap Politics and Unfair Competition but we have compiled a list of Things that you should take care of to achieve Success in Life/Protect yourself.


1) Never Share Your Secrets with Anyone: This can be Self-Destructive, Perhaps the most Important Advice in Life.

2) Never Tell Your Problems to Anyone: 20% will not Care & 80% will be Glad that you have them.

3) Life is similar to Boxing Game:
Defeat is not Declared when you Fall Down; It is Declared when you Refuse to Get Up.

4) WRONG PERSONS teach the RIGHT LESSONS in Life,That is called LIFE EXPERIENCE.