How Samba born?

Gabbar: Sambha, tumhara janam kaise hua?

Sambha: Mere parents ne Usha Utthup se song gavaaya...
Sambha ho, ho, ho, ho, ho...

aur main ho gaya.....

Santa recorded baby's voice

Santa-Oye kya kr raha ho?
Banta-Is Baby Ki Aawaz Record Kr Raha Hun!
Santa-Kyun?
Banta-Wo Jab Bada Ho Jaega,Use Iska Matlab
Puchunga

Lady beats a Daaku - Husband Wife Jokes

In Court Judge to Lady:
You are really very brave, Daaku ko bahut maara tumne..!
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Lady: Mujhe kya pata daaku tha, main samjhi mere pati ghar dair se aaye hain..!!!

Santa to Police - Santa Banta Jokes

Police – “aapke ghar kee talaashi leni hai !”

Santa – “kyon ?”

Police – “khabar mili hai ki aapne ek khatarnaak aatankwadi ko apne ghar mein rakhaa hua hai !”

Santa – “khabar to bilkul sahi hai bhai … par aajkal woh maayke gai hui hai !!!”

Conductor to his Wife - Bus Conductor Jokes

Ek conductor ki shadi ho rahi thi,
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Jab dulhan phero k wakt uske paas aa kar baithi to vo bola,
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Thoda paas ho k beth, ek swari or beth sakti hai....

Side effect of Hero Panti - Filmy Jokes

HeroPanti Dekhne Ke Side Effects"
Maa- Ek Kaam Karega?
Me- Thoda Rest Kar Lun, Phir Karunga..
Maa- Accha Ab Bas Kar Apni Heropanti
Me- Kya Karun Maa, Sabko Aati Nahi Aur Meri Jaati Nahi..
*SLAPPED+HOMELESS*