ECG of a Married Man

This is how Heart pulse of married man changes in different situations


ECG of a man when with his Wife
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ECG of a man when with his Girlfriend
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ECG of a man when with Girlfriend in front of his Wife
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neend na aane ka ilaaj

Husband- Mujhe nind nhi aa rahi hai!!

Wife- jao aur kitchen ka sara bartan saaf kar do!

Husband - Arey pagli!!! Main Neend mein bol raha hun!

khush haal zindagi ka raaz kya hai?

Padosi: yaar tere ghar se roz hansi ki aawaz aati hai, ye khush haal zindagi ka raaz kya hai?
Aadmi: yaar meri biwi mujhe jooton se maarti hai..
lag jaaye toh woh hansti hai, na lage toh main
hansta hun ...

How Samba born?

Gabbar: Sambha, tumhara janam kaise hua?

Sambha: Mere parents ne Usha Utthup se song gavaaya...
Sambha ho, ho, ho, ho, ho...

aur main ho gaya.....

Santa recorded baby's voice

Santa-Oye kya kr raha ho?
Banta-Is Baby Ki Aawaz Record Kr Raha Hun!
Santa-Kyun?
Banta-Wo Jab Bada Ho Jaega,Use Iska Matlab
Puchunga

Lady beats a Daaku - Husband Wife Jokes

In Court Judge to Lady:
You are really very brave, Daaku ko bahut maara tumne..!
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Lady: Mujhe kya pata daaku tha, main samjhi mere pati ghar dair se aaye hain..!!!

Santa to Police - Santa Banta Jokes

Police – “aapke ghar kee talaashi leni hai !”

Santa – “kyon ?”

Police – “khabar mili hai ki aapne ek khatarnaak aatankwadi ko apne ghar mein rakhaa hua hai !”

Santa – “khabar to bilkul sahi hai bhai … par aajkal woh maayke gai hui hai !!!”