Engineer bother only about errors

A Software Engg was smoking
Girl: Didn't u see the warning ?
Smoking is injurious to health.
Engineer: We bother only about errors & not warnings.

History always Tells a Story

History always Tells a Story....
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Thats why you must Delete it Before your DAD use
the Computer!

TV SERIAL PJ SHAYARI

Ek Kutta Rooz Ek Ladki Ko Milne Jaata Hai !!!

Wah Wah....

Ek Kutta Roz Ek Ladki Ko Milne Jaata Hai !!!

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Ab Aap Hi Bataao.....

" Yeh Rishta Kya Kehlaaata Hai "

New Version : Let's Practice Maths

Mom to her 8 year old kid: lets practice maths ok?
lets start with addition.

Example : Your gf gave u 3 chocolate and 3
ice cream Whats ur answer?
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kid : luv you jaanu..!! [Love you Dear]

Life is our choice

Birth was not our Choice,

Death is also not our Choice,

But the way we Live our Life is Absolutely our Choice.

Enjoy it and make each day Memorable.

When boys and girl got Hurt

When a guy is hurt..!!

He smokes, drinks, tries to be mightier devilish, crazy, mad..!!

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But,

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When a girl is hurt..!!

She sleeps silently with a pillow and her teddy bear..!!

It looks ROMANTIC but actually its ECONOMIC

Some Guys hold their Girlfriend’s hand in Malls
Bcoz
If they leave her hand.. She’ll go shopping,
It looks ROMANTIC but actually its ECONOMIC.