Baba ne kaha tha Haath nhi Chhodna : Dhoom 3

For all those Dhoom 3 Fans here is freshly arrived Dhoom 3 inspired Art Work.

"Becoz, Baba ne kaha tha, Haath nhi chhodna, Saath nhi chhodna"

Reporter versus Bomb's Victim - Journalist Jokes

Many time our Sincere Journalists ask pointless Questions to the Victim  just to increase TRP's and Viewership. Similarly in India,  On Nowhere Land a Bomb blasted and the Reporter of  Fake news reported there..

Tv reporter ne zakhmi Admi se pucha,“ JAB BOMB GIRA to kya vo zor se phata?“

Zakhmi Admi - Nahin Kutte, woh Rengta hua mere paas aaya aur sharma ke bola, “Paaji..... Boom !!!


English Translation
TV Reporter to injured Person : When Bomb Blasted , is it terrible..?
Injured Person : No , you Dog . It crawled to me and Shyly ask "Excuse Me .... Boom"

Commando's Interview

A Man was being interviewed for the post of a Commando in Army!

Interviewer, "We want a person with a suspicious mind, always alert, merciless, ready to attack, acute sense of hearing, detective ability and most importantly, having a KILLER INSTINCT !!! So do you think you are eligible?"

Man, "No Sir, but........ can my Wife apply..?"

Haryanvi to Telecom Customer Care - Haryanvi Jokes

Haryanvi calls customer care: maari bhains ne maara sim kha lia or bhag gi.
Cus.Care:To mai kya karu?
Hryanvi:Re tu manne yu bata ki roaming to na laagri

Haqiqat ka Andaza hua - Shayari on Missing Someone, Breakup

Har mulakat par waqt ka takaza hua,
Jab jab use dekha dil ka dard taza hua,
Suni thi sirf gazal mein judai ki bate,
Ab khud par biti to haqiqat ka andaza hua.


Here the Person is missing his/her Ex-Lover who had died or Breaked up with him/her.

Woh unchaaii kis kaam ki - Shayari on Relations

Jahan yaad na aaye teri,
Woh tanhaai kis kaam ki.
Bigde rishte na bane,
To khudaai kis kaam ki.
Beshak apni manzil tak jana hai
hamein,
Lekin jahaan se apne na dikhein,
Woh oonchaai kis kaam ki!


This is a shayari where a person is saying to his/her person that he/she may get successful. but, his/her success is of no use if he/she is not with his/her loved ones

A Punjabi woman to a Doctor

Sometimes, it's a funny situation when someone have little communication power and  he/she tends to mix two or more Languages. This is old School Joke in India, We used to share in our Communication Skills lecture.


A punjabi woman in London talking in English to a Dr about her sick child

"My kaka is ill ek week da.
Na eat da, na sleep da ,
bas weep da te cheek da,
nale nak v leak da.....!!