Reporter versus Bomb's Victim - Journalist Jokes

Many time our Sincere Journalists ask pointless Questions to the Victim  just to increase TRP's and Viewership. Similarly in India,  On Nowhere Land a Bomb blasted and the Reporter of  Fake news reported there..

Tv reporter ne zakhmi Admi se pucha,“ JAB BOMB GIRA to kya vo zor se phata?“

Zakhmi Admi - Nahin Kutte, woh Rengta hua mere paas aaya aur sharma ke bola, “Paaji..... Boom !!!

English Translation
TV Reporter to injured Person : When Bomb Blasted , is it terrible..?
Injured Person : No , you Dog . It crawled to me and Shyly ask "Excuse Me .... Boom"