A Punjabi woman to a Doctor

Sometimes, it's a funny situation when someone have little communication power and  he/she tends to mix two or more Languages. This is old School Joke in India, We used to share in our Communication Skills lecture.

A punjabi woman in London talking in English to a Dr about her sick child

"My kaka is ill ek week da.
Na eat da, na sleep da ,
bas weep da te cheek da,
nale nak v leak da.....!!