Side effect of Hero Panti - Filmy Jokes

HeroPanti Dekhne Ke Side Effects"
Maa- Ek Kaam Karega?
Me- Thoda Rest Kar Lun, Phir Karunga..
Maa- Accha Ab Bas Kar Apni Heropanti
Me- Kya Karun Maa, Sabko Aati Nahi Aur Meri Jaati Nahi..
*SLAPPED+HOMELESS*

If light is in your Heart, you'll find your home

If light is in your heart, you will find your way home.

Difference between Filmi and Real life

Filmi life aur Asli life me kya ANTAR hai?

Santa: Film me bahut mushkilo k baad shadi hoti hai.
Asli life me shadi ke baad bahut mushkil hoti hai.

Pappu replies to Biker

Pappu, apni sister ke saath bike pe ja raha tha.
Boy: oh! paaji girlfriend k saath kaha ja rahe ho?
Pappu : oye! girlfriend hogi teri..meri to sister hai

One-eyed King and the Painter : Inspirational Short Story

There was a King who had one eye and one leg. He asked all the painters to draw a beautiful portrait of him. But none of them could, how could they paint him beautifully with the defects in one eye and one leg.
Eventually one of them agreed and drew a classic picture of the King.It was a fantastic picture and surprised everyone.

He painted the King AIMING for a HUNT. Targeting with one eye closed and one leg bent.

MORAL : We all can paint beautiful pictures for others, Just highlight their STRENGTHS and hide their WEAKNESS.

Why God want us to Suffer? - Inspirational Short Story

Many a times, we got trap in big Problems and we want God to send help, send an angel to protect us. but what actually happens? He just keep smiling there in the Clouds.Will make you realize his presence, but never helps you. Read this Story to find out why?

Jo kutte bhaunkte, Woh katte te nahi

School se ek ladka rote huye Waps aaya...
Mummy: Kya hua beta, tum itna kyu Ro rahe ho ?
Kid: Teacher ne maara mujhe...
Mummy: Kyun, tumne aisa Kya kar diya bete ?
Kid: Mummy wo mere dost ko dhamki de raha tha,
ke kal home work nahi Kiya to accha nahi hoga...
Main bas apne friend ko Ye bola tha, ke tention na
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Jo kutte bhonkte hai, wo Katt nahi sakte...