Life is Beautiful - Marriage Jokes

Ek Diwaar par
likha hua tha,
.
.
.
"Life Is Very Beautiful".
.
.
..
Kisi ne uske niche
ek line aur add
Kar di:
.
.
"Terms & Conditions of Wife Apply"....!!!!

Tum bilkul nhi badli

Husband wife both die in a car crash. Husband becomes bhoot. Wife becomes Dayan.
They both meet after some time.
Husband tells wife: see I became Bhoot after death, but tum bilkul nahi badli.

Smartphone getting Smarter - Technology Jokes

I typed MARRIED...it was auto corrected to MARTYRED

I typed SHAADI....it was auto corrected to SHAHEED

Damn ... these smart phones have gained too
much intelligence!

Manzil aasmaano ki - Inspirational Shayari

Wo Khud hi Tay karte hai Manzil Aasmaano ki,
Parindo ko nahi di Jaati Taalim udaano ki,
Rakhte hai jo hausla Aasmaan Chune ka,
Usko nahi hoti Parwah Girjaane ki....

Be Brave, Face your Fears.

Voldemort hein kya??

Girl 1 : hey I got engaged..
Girl 2 : wow congratulations!
naam kya hai unka?

Girl 1 : main inka naam nahi leti..
Girl 2 : Voldemort hai kya?

Never Give Up - Inspirational Short Story

Many a Times, We don't even try to Understand the Problem and Give up on the Perception of the Complexity of the Problem, Mainly caused due to the Dilemma rised due to Social, economical and other Issues. Read the Story of a Girl who realized the Power of facing the Problem and saved her father from Huge Debt.

The Internet Family

A man from UP is introducing his family:

1. Ee hai hamaar biwi..... Google Raani... Ek sawal poocho toh 10 jawab deti hai...!!!

2. Ee hai hamaar bitwa.... Facebook Kumar... Ghar ki baat sare colony tak pahuchata hai...!!!

3. Ee hai hamaar bitiya .... Twitter Kumari... Poori colony isko folow karti hai...!!!

4. Ee hai hamaar ammaji.. Whatsapp mata- pura din bud bud karti rehti hai..!

5. Aur hum, Orkut Kumar... Hamka koi puchhta hi nahi...!!!