Experience always Count - Short Inspirational Story

Sometimes, We Put our all efforts to tackle or solve a Problem, but What the Result is A Big round "Zero".
What matters here is the Experience or the Knowledge of the Person, if he is putting down his/her efforts in right Direction.  Take a Look at the story of A State renowned Ship Company and Experienced old Mechanic.


A giant ship engine failed. The ship’s owners tried one expert after another, but none of them could figure but how to fix the engine.

Mat kar intezar is zanam mein uska - Marriage Jokes

Ek din Khuda ne mujhse kaha:
"Mat kar Intezar is Janam mein uska, Milna mushkil hai.

Maine bhi keh diya:
"Lene de maza Intezar ka, agle Janam mein to Mumkin hai..

Phir Khuda ne kaha:
"Mat kar itna Pyar bahut Pachhtayega..

Muskura ke Maine kaha:
"Dekhte hain tu kitna mujhe Tadpayega...:))

Phir Khuda ne kaha:
"Bhool jaa usse, Chal tujhe Jannat
ki Apsra se milata hun".

Maine kaha:
"Aa Neeche dekh mere Pyar ka Muskurata Chehra, Tujhe Jannat ki Apsra Bhulvata hu..;-))"

Gusse mein Khuda ne kaha:
"Mat Bhool apni Aukaat tu to ek Insaan hai."

Safaai nhi tarika btao - Husband Wife Jokes

Judge : tum ne 10 saal se apni wife ko dabaa ke , daraa ke , dhamka ke , apne control me rakha hai .

Mulzim : judge sahab aisa hai ki ....
Judge : safaai nai ; tarika bata tarika!!!!

Love me or Hate me - Inspirational

" Love me or hate me,
both are in my favour,
if you love me, i'll always be in your heart ,
if you hate me, i'll always be in your mind

Humare jaisa hi kyun? - Love , Breakup Qoutes

Unhone Jaate-Jaate Bade Gurur se Kaha tha "Tum Jaise to Bahut Milenge..."
Humne Bhi Muskura K Puchh hi Liya - "Hmare Jaisa Hi Kyon Chahiye.?

Itihaas gawah hein - Lawyer Jokes

Judge: Gawah ko katghare mein pesh kiya jaye.
Vakeel: *throws a history textbook*

Judge: What nonsense?
Vakeel: Milord, itihaas gawah hai.

Babaji ka thullu - Valentine's Day Special

Rose day :
Phool nahi mile..

Propose day :
Ladki nahi mili..

Chocolate day :
chocolate costly the..

Promise day :
Jab Govt. nahi kar sakti to hum kya kare??

Teddy day :
Jab chocolate kharid nahi sakte to Teddy kahan se kharide??

Kiss day :
Jab ladki nahi mili to kiss kissey kare??

Hug day :
Bas tanhai se hi hug karte rah gaye!!

Valentine's day :
Jab upar ke sare din aise gaye to iss din kya milega ??

- Babaji ka Thullu!!