Mr. Cat on Computer

Mr. Cat is trying his hand on the Computer..New Generation Cats

Aapki shakal meri wife se milti

Pappu ne air-hostess se kaha,
“Aapki shakal meri biwi se bahut milti hai”.
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Air-hostess ne ye sunte hi zordaar thappad uske gaal pe mara…
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Pappu foran bola : “Aadat bhi bahut milti hai”!!!!

Poor Jokes #1

1. If you are a girl named Khushi and you cry, people won't take it seriously as that would be 'Khushi ke aansoo'

2. If Sridevi is running a shop, I wonder whether she would say "Abhi Boney ka time hai.."

3. I love it when my Sony smart phone hangs and gives me Problems.
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Because,
Sony de Nakhre sohne lagde menu.

4. Cricket team k jab sab player out ho jate h toh sab machaar bhaag jate hain

Sochoo

KYUKI team "allout" hain naa.

Divorce After 35 Years

An elderly man in Mumbai calls his son in New York and says,
'I hate to ruin your day son, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are getting a divorce; 35 years of marriage... and that much misery is enough!'
'Dad, what are you talking about?' the son screams.
'We can't stand the sight of each other any longer,' the old man says.
'We're sick of each other, and I'm sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in Hong Kong and tell her!'

With you and Without you - Funny Animals

Our Mr. Dog is telling you what his life is with and without you...

We are Happy with you...

Best Complaint Department - Management Jokes

If you want to open a complaint department in your Office but fears tons of complaint, then you can take inspiration from this .

Man v/s Woman Deppression

MAN's Depression

- Business Slow Chal raha hai..

- Payment nahin aa rahi hai..

- Credit card ka bill pay krna hai..

- Family ki demands poori krni hai...

WOMAN's Depression

- Profile Pic. change kiye 15 minute ho gaye.....abhi tak ek bhi like ya comment nhi aaya hai...
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