Love Creator not Creation

As soon as you die, your identity becomes a
"Body".
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People use phrases like: "Bring the Body",
"Lower the Body in the Grave",
"Take the Body to the Graveyard" etc. etc.
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People Don't Even call you by your Name whom
you tried to Impress the whole Life.
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Moral:- "Live a Life to Impress the Creator not the
Creation".

Bhagwaan ne kaha Dosti Chhod de

Bhagwan ne mujse kaha ki
Tu apna 1 pyara dost chhod de
main tujhe "mobile" dunga..

2 ko chhod de to "Rolex" ki ghadi
dunga..

5 ko chhod de "25 lakh Rupaiya"
dunga..
Aur
Sabhi dosto ko chhod de to
"Ferrari" dunga..

Mene Bhagwan ko dekha aur
kaha ki,
He Bhagwan..!!!

Ye dost wo he jinhone meri har
khushi har gam me sath diya..

Mere bachpan se lekar aaj tak
mere sath rahe..

Kabhi main roya to apne hatho se
mere ansu pochhe..

Ek glass pani bhi piya to bhi mere
sath share kiya..

Meri ek awaz par daude chale
aye..

Aur aap kehte ho ki me ek
"FERRARI" k liye inhe chhod
du????

KHAIR..
Koi baat nahi

Lekin
"FERRARI" Red hi dena..

Usi ko dekh ke fail hua

Ek ladka fail hua to uske papa ne kaha-
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Dekh - dekh us ladki ko dekh wo
Tumhare sath padhti hai,
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1st aayi hai.
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Boy- Dekh - dekh kya dekh??
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Usi ko dekh - dekh ke to fail hua hu..

Pappu ki Behen Pari hein...!!

Pappu: Mom Aap ne mujse jhoot bola...
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Mom: Kab beta ??
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Pappu: Aap ne kaha k tumhari
chhoti bahen Pari hai..
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Mom: Haan hai..
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Pappu: To jab use balcony se phenka to vo udi kyu nai..???

Tumhare pass kya hein??

Mere pass Facebook hai,
BBM Hai, Twitter hai,
WhatsApp hai
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tumhare pas kya hai..? .
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Smart ans: Mere paas
"Aur bhi kaam hain".

Akhrot khane se Dimaag tez hota

1 Aadmi akhrot bech raha tha..
Santa ne poocha - ye khane se kya
hota hai ?
Aadmi - dimagh tez hotahai.
Santa : kaise?
Aadmi : Acchha ye batao 1 kilo
chaawal me
kitne daane hote hain ?
Santa : pata naheen...
Aadmi ne usko aek akhrot khilaya..
aur bola: Batao 1darzan me kitne
kele hote
hai ?
Santa : 12
Aadmi : dekha , dimaag tez hua
na ....
Santa : 1 kilo de do.

English Teacher vs Kid

English Class Kid:" Me sleep with
Dad
last night
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Madam (correcting):" No beta, I
slept
with dad last night
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Kid:" Aap mere sone ke baad aayi
hogi.