Kanjus Pappu Joke #1 :obituary

Pappu called a newspaper office and asked:

Mera Chacha mar gaya hai, obituary ke kya charges honge?

Newspaper: Rs.50 per word.

Pappu : Oh bahut zyaada hain, Achha likho "Chacha Guzar Gaye"

Newspaper: Sir! It should be minimum 6 words!

Pappu : Oh ho! Zara sochne do..... Achha likho....... ......... .

Chacha Guzar Gaye - Maruti for Sale ..

Raat ko khaane mein kya hein??

Pati patni ki ladai hui
Pati ghar chhod k chala gaya.
Rat ko ghar pe telephone ki ring baji.
Ptni : Hello?
Pati : Aaj khane me kya hai?
Patni : Zehar?
Pati : ok tum kha k so jana muje Aane me der
ho jayegi.

Engineer to Rikshaw wala

Engineer to rikshawala : Are o
bhai khali
ho kya??????
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. Rikshawala: Haan bilkul khali
hoon
sahab....
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Engineer : Aao Chalo Phir
Taash khelte hain.... :-D

100 % Petrol efficient Car..

With the Petrol rate hiked once again... here is newly invented 100% Petrol efficient Car. Which needs zero petrol input and gave maximum efficiency as compared to other Cars

How to Run Five miles Daily

Many people cannot figure it out that how someone can Walk 5 miles in a day whereas they can't make it out for 1 mile...

Here is suggestion for them

Kamlesh Bhai ki love letter

Kamlesh Bhai ki Love Letter

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Mari deer Pusspa ben,
U r que tea, luv lee, sack sea, on
nest, a tract thief, cheer fool, soup
pub & u r very press yes..
Tharo lower,
Come less bhai

Dil cheer ke dekh

Santa:" mujhe uss ladki se bachao.. . . .
Banta:" kyo ?? . . .

Santa:" jab se maine kaha dil cheer k dekh tera hi naam hoga..
  chaku leke piche pad gyi hai..