Kanjus Pappu Joke #1 :obituary

Pappu called a newspaper office and asked:

Mera Chacha mar gaya hai, obituary ke kya charges honge?

Newspaper: Rs.50 per word.

Pappu : Oh bahut zyaada hain, Achha likho "Chacha Guzar Gaye"

Newspaper: Sir! It should be minimum 6 words!

Pappu : Oh ho! Zara sochne do..... Achha likho....... ......... .

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