When a Non IT Girl Marries an IT Proffessional

When a Non IT Girl Marries
an IT Proffessional
He: (Returning late from
work) "Good Evening Dear,
I`m now logged in."
She: Have you brought the
grocery?
He: Bad command or
filename.
She: But I told you in the
morning!
He: Syntax Error. Abort?
She: What about my new
TV?

He: Variable not found...
She: At least, give me your
Credit Card, I want
to do some shopping.
He: Sharing Violation.
Access denied...
She: Do you love me or do
you only love computers or
are you just being funny?
He: Too many parameters...
She: It was a great mistake
that I married an idiot like
you.
He: Data type mismatch.
She: You are useless.
He: It`s by Default.
She: What about your
Salary?
He: File in use ... Try later.
She: What is my value in
the family.
He: Unknown Virus