Notice for Parking in front of your Computer

Offender : You!

Date: Today

Time: 1:00 a.m. (I.S.T)

Offence # : in front of the computer TOO LONG!

Details of Offence : During our routine sweep of the Internet we, the
Internet Police, have discovered that you have been on your chair in front
of the computer TOO LONG!

You are HEREBY ORDERED to clean up that pile of cups, cans, wrappers and
papers on your desk (yes, we can see you - sit up straight!) and after you
have logged into the real world for a minimum of ten minutes you may log
back on to the Internet. Failure to comply may result in loss of reality,
carpal tunnel syndrome, and the requirement of a larger chair.

The timer starts NOW!

Get off your butt - you'll thank us for it later.