'CRY' and 'TRY' have only one letter's difference in spelling.
But a lot in meaning.
'CRY' collapses our confidence and
'TRY' builds our confidence
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Why Auto Rickshaw don't go to Mars
Passenger: Bhaiya, Mangal(Mars) pe chaloge?
Pune Autowala: Haan, 900 crore lagega!
Me: Kyu? ISRO ne to 450 Cr me bheja..
Pune Autowala: Arey wahan se return nahi milta bhai
Pune Autowala: Haan, 900 crore lagega!
Me: Kyu? ISRO ne to 450 Cr me bheja..
Pune Autowala: Arey wahan se return nahi milta bhai
Never underestimate 3 things
Never underestimate the power of 3 things:
1. Wife angry for a reason.
2. Wife angry without reason.
3. Wife about to get angry and looking for a reason!!
1. Wife angry for a reason.
2. Wife angry without reason.
3. Wife about to get angry and looking for a reason!!
Bank Manager's Rule : Profession Joke
It was five in the evening, the bank was almost closed. All of a sudden, the Branch Manager received a phone call from a lady.
In a sweet voice she said - sir I urgently need Rs.10000. I'll reach your bank in 10 minutes. Could you please wait for me?
Her voice was so captivating that the Branch Manager could not say no.
He instructed his cashier to keep the cash ready. The cashier obeyed his boss with great reluctance .
After a while, a dark complexioned lady with ugliest of face and a huge tummy came to the bank, presented a cheque and asked for the money.
The BM was taken aback, as he was expecting a cute lady.
He immediately told the lady that they had already closed the cash
for the day and she should come next day.
The cashier was so furious and he asked the BM if his intention was to not to pay why he was made to sit late.
BM - Its the Universal rule of the banking that........
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If words and figure don't match, payment will be declined.
In a sweet voice she said - sir I urgently need Rs.10000. I'll reach your bank in 10 minutes. Could you please wait for me?
Her voice was so captivating that the Branch Manager could not say no.
He instructed his cashier to keep the cash ready. The cashier obeyed his boss with great reluctance .
After a while, a dark complexioned lady with ugliest of face and a huge tummy came to the bank, presented a cheque and asked for the money.
The BM was taken aback, as he was expecting a cute lady.
He immediately told the lady that they had already closed the cash
for the day and she should come next day.
The cashier was so furious and he asked the BM if his intention was to not to pay why he was made to sit late.
BM - Its the Universal rule of the banking that........
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.
.
.
If words and figure don't match, payment will be declined.
Santa kills a Deer
Santa kills DEER & cooks it.
He doesn tell his kids wht it is.......He gives a clue "Its wat ur Mom calls me"(dear)
Son screams:"Koi mat khana, KUTTA hai.....!!!!!
He doesn tell his kids wht it is.......He gives a clue "Its wat ur Mom calls me"(dear)
Son screams:"Koi mat khana, KUTTA hai.....!!!!!
Law of Employment
When leaving work late,
you will mostly go unnoticed.
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When you leave
early, you will meet your boss at the parking
lot.
you will mostly go unnoticed.
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When you leave
early, you will meet your boss at the parking
lot.
Cleanliness and Truthfullness
Boss : We are very keen on cleanliness. Did you wipe your feet on the mat as you came in?
New employee: Yes, sir.
Boss: We are also keen on truthfulness. There is no mat..
New employee: Yes, sir.
Boss: We are also keen on truthfulness. There is no mat..
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