Jara Maachis Dena - Pappu Jokes

Ek baar Pappu dukan ja ke
dukandar se kaha:"
jara machhis dena...
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Dukandar ne lighter utha ke
diya..
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Pappu gussey mein dukandar ko
ek jor ka
thapad lagaya aur bola:
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''Pagal saaley, lighter se
koi kaan khujata hai

The Ugly Duckling, Be yourself and Like Minded will find you - Inspirational Story

Many of us remains in Low Esteem, Unhappy, Because we think we are the Misfits in this World. Despite feature loaded with Talents and Skills, We are not able to make Place in this World. Why? Because We deserve better World.

Read this Story of Ugly Duckling, Who actually destined to Swim with the Ambitions and Victory and How he finds the company of Like Minded.

Why We need Teacher/Master to Successful in Life - Moral Short Story

Once a Sufi master was dying. He was worried about how his three disciples would find a new master. If he said, “go to such and such” it would have been easy but he wanted them to find a new master themselves. He believed that when you find something yourself, it has immense value.

Charge up your Self - Short Stories

Now a day, Everyone want to be Successful and everybody knows that "there is no Alternative to Hardwork", and most of you are ready to do the Hardwork but are you putting up your efforts Smartly.
Read the Story of Young Wood Cutter and Old Experienced Folks:

Once there were a group of man – a young hot-blooded guy and a big number of old folks, doing timber job in a jungle (i.e. chopping down trees).

This young chap is very hard working. He always continues to work through his break time and complains that those old folks were wasting time, having to break few times a day to drink and chat.

Santa ki Suicide na karne ki Speech - Santa Banta Jokes

Santa 'suicide' nhi karne ki speech de raha tha.
Santa-
"Suicide nhi
karna chahiye.
Suicide darpok, bujhdhil,
kaayar log karte hai...
Suicide karne
se toh acha hai ki aap
zeher kha lo..."

Education related Bollywood Songs

If we analyze the expressions of our Mast Maula Back-Bencher Students, Then We can relate them to Some Bollywood Songs.

School : " Ye Duniya Ye Mehfil Mere Kaam Ki
nahi..
Tution : " Idher Chala Main Udher Chala Janey
Kahan Main Kidher Chala..

Maths:" Ajeeb Daastaan Hai Ye  , Kahan Shuru Kahan Khatam....
Science : " Aa Khushi Se Khud Khushi Karle....
Exam : " Choti Choti Raatein Lambi Ho Jaati Hain....
Result  : jab dil hi tootgaya hum jeeke  kya kare....
Pass:" Aaj Lagta Hai main Hawa Mein hoon Aaj
Itni Khushi Mili hai.. ..
Fail : " Chann se Jo Tootey Koi sapna jag soona
soona laagay.. ..

Agar mein First Division Paas ho gaya toh

KID - Papa agar aapko pata chale ki me
First Division paas hua to aapko kaisa lagega?
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PAPA - Main to Khusi se Pagal ho jaunga.
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KID - Bas isi Dar se main Fail ho gaya..