kitni roti bnaegi

Ek Aurat ek ghante mai 40 roti bana sakti hai to 3 auratain mil k ek
ghante mai kitni rotian bana lengi?
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Ans:
Ek bhi nahi.
Sirf batain banayen gi

Friend vs Girlfriend

Friend or Girlfriend me kya fark hota hai..?

Friend wo hai
jisse hum udhar lete hai.

Aur Girlfriend wo hai
jiske liye hum udhar lete hy.!

Ek sanam chahiye

Ek bachha ro raha tha,
to uski mummy boli : kyun ro raha hai mera lal,
kya chahiye.. ??
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Toffy.. ??
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Biscuit.. ??
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Cake.. ??
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Beta: Bas ek sanam chahiye
Aaashiqui ke liye

Ye apne kiya kaise

Judge : aap par aarop hai ki
pichale 10 saal
se apne apni biwi
ko dara dhamka k rakha hai.
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Pappu : Par janab
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Judge : bas Safai ki jarurat nahi
bas itna batao
ye apne kiya kaise?

Santa in Hotel

Santa in Hotel : Mai Yaha Nahi Rahunga,

Mere Paise Wapas Karo Itna Chhota Room,

Mujhe Janwar Samja Hai Kya ?

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Waiter : Mere Baap Room Me Chal Ye Lift Hai..!

Willing is not enough - Bruce Lee Inspirational Quotes

Knowing is not enough; we must apply. Willing is not enough; we must do. originally said by Johann Wolfgang von Goethe. but later on got associated with Bruce Lee. Thanks to Facebook and other Social media sites

Tit for Tat - you reap what you Sow

You reap what you sow. also As you sow, so shall you reap. oh whatever...forget it and see this funny animals Tit for Tat image