One day I hopped in a taxi and we took off for the airport.
We were driving in the right lane when suddenly a black car jumped out of a parking space right in front of us.
My taxi driver slammed on his brakes, skidded, and missed the other car by just inches!
The driver of the other car whipped his head around and started yelling at us!
My taxi driver just smiled and waved at the guy. And I mean, really friendly.
secret of Divorced Barbie Doll
One day, a father gets out of work, and on his way home, he
remembers that it's his daughter's birthday. He pulls over to a toy
store and asks the salesperson, "How much is the Barbie on the
display window?"
The salesperson answers, "Which one? We have:
Work out Barbie for $19.95
Shopping Barbie for $19.95
Beach Barbie for $19.95
Disco Barbie for $19.95
and Divorced Barbie for $265.95
The amazed father asks: "What? Why is the Divorced Barbie $265.95
and the others only $19.95?"
The annoyed salesperson answers:
"Sir, Divorced Barbie comes with:
Ken's car,
Ken's house,
Ken's boat,
Ken's furniture,
Ken's computer, and
One of Ken's Friends."
remembers that it's his daughter's birthday. He pulls over to a toy
store and asks the salesperson, "How much is the Barbie on the
display window?"
The salesperson answers, "Which one? We have:
Work out Barbie for $19.95
Shopping Barbie for $19.95
Beach Barbie for $19.95
Disco Barbie for $19.95
and Divorced Barbie for $265.95
The amazed father asks: "What? Why is the Divorced Barbie $265.95
and the others only $19.95?"
The annoyed salesperson answers:
"Sir, Divorced Barbie comes with:
Ken's car,
Ken's house,
Ken's boat,
Ken's furniture,
Ken's computer, and
One of Ken's Friends."
Engineer at the Theatre - Engineer Jokes
How to guess, If a Person is Engineer that too Mechanical in a Theatre?
- He will have Enough money to purchase a Cold Drink and Pop-corn
- He will be sitting all alone
- He is the only one who is interested in Film
Engineering Student's College Life
We all know we cant elaborate on the pains and sorrow of Engineering Students while pursuing Engineering, but what we can do is to depict all in one Funny Pic.
Loosing Teeth in 3 Seconds
It might be your paining teeth, or you are fed up of chewing and want your teeth to be removed, but you don't want to spend hundred's of Bucks to Dentist.
Here is how you can get your all teeth removed in 3 Seconds
Here is how you can get your all teeth removed in 3 Seconds
Squirrel Drinking Water using Straw - Funny Animal
It's too hot in summer and our Mr. Squirrel is trying to mimic Humans and trying it's hand on Cranberry Juice
jalne ke baad sirf Raakh reh jaati
Kabhi Khamoshi Bhi Bahut Kuch Keh Jati Hai
Tadap Ne Ke Liye Sirf Yadein Reh Jati Hai
Kya Fark Padta Hai Dil ho Ya Koyla
Jalne Ke baad To Sirf Rakh Reh Jati Hai...
Tadap Ne Ke Liye Sirf Yadein Reh Jati Hai
Kya Fark Padta Hai Dil ho Ya Koyla
Jalne Ke baad To Sirf Rakh Reh Jati Hai...
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