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Kanjus Jokes : Specs banwa do
Kanjus Pappu's son: Daddy meri door ki nazar kharab hai SPECKS banwa do.
Kanjoos Pappu took him outside & said: Woh dekh kya hai?
Son: Suraj
Kanjoos Pappu : Abbe ullu ke patthe, aur kitni dur tak dekhna chahta hai tu
Kanjoos Pappu took him outside & said: Woh dekh kya hai?
Son: Suraj
Kanjoos Pappu : Abbe ullu ke patthe, aur kitni dur tak dekhna chahta hai tu
Raat ki neend
Muqadar main raat ki nend nahi to kya hua…
Hum bhi muqadr ko dhoka de kar din ko so jatay hain..
(‘,’)/ Oh my God
<) ( I am SO INTELLIGENT NA
_/ \_
Hum bhi muqadr ko dhoka de kar din ko so jatay hain..
(‘,’)/ Oh my God
<) ( I am SO INTELLIGENT NA
_/ \_
Comforting before Operation
A man was wheeling himself frantically down the hall of the hospital in his wheelchair, just before his operation.
A nurse stopped him and asked, "What's the matter?"
He said, "I heard the nurse say, It's a very simple operation, don't worry. I'm sure it will be all right."
"She was just trying to comfort you. What's so frightening about that?"
"She wasn't talking to me. She was talking to the doctor!"
A nurse stopped him and asked, "What's the matter?"
He said, "I heard the nurse say, It's a very simple operation, don't worry. I'm sure it will be all right."
"She was just trying to comfort you. What's so frightening about that?"
"She wasn't talking to me. She was talking to the doctor!"
A civilized Poetic Fight
A civilized fight between husband & wife...
Wife: Twinkle Twinkle little star, you should know what YOU are And once YOU know what YOU are Then the Mental hospital is'nt so far.
Husband: The rain makes all things beautiful The grass & flowers too If rain makes all things beautiful, Why doesn't it rain on YOU?
Wife: Roses are red Violets are blue Monkeys like YOU should be kept in zoo.
Husband: Don't feel so angry YOU will find me there too, Not in cage but laughing at YOU.
Wife: Twinkle Twinkle little star, you should know what YOU are And once YOU know what YOU are Then the Mental hospital is'nt so far.
Husband: The rain makes all things beautiful The grass & flowers too If rain makes all things beautiful, Why doesn't it rain on YOU?
Wife: Roses are red Violets are blue Monkeys like YOU should be kept in zoo.
Husband: Don't feel so angry YOU will find me there too, Not in cage but laughing at YOU.
Tips for Good Lifestyle
25 AWESOME TIPS for a beautiful life. If you implement all of these or only half of it then you life will be easy and awesome.
1. Take a 10-30 minute walk every day. & while you walk, SMILE. It is the ultimate antidepressant.
2. Sit in silence for at least 10 minutes each day.
3. When you wake up in the morning, Pray to ask God’s guidance for your purpose, today.
4. Eat more foods that grow on trees and plants and eat less food that is manufactured in plants.
5. Drink green tea and plenty of water. Eat blueberries, broccoli, and almonds.
1. Take a 10-30 minute walk every day. & while you walk, SMILE. It is the ultimate antidepressant.
2. Sit in silence for at least 10 minutes each day.
3. When you wake up in the morning, Pray to ask God’s guidance for your purpose, today.
4. Eat more foods that grow on trees and plants and eat less food that is manufactured in plants.
5. Drink green tea and plenty of water. Eat blueberries, broccoli, and almonds.
Funny Medical Definations
Have you heard of Pappu applying to a medical school to become a doctor? Needless to say he never made it. You know why? These are the answers he wrote in his entrance exam.
Antibody – Against everyone
Artery – The study of the paintings.
Bacteria – Back door to a cafeteria.
Caesarean section – A district in Rome.
Cardiology – Advance study of poker playing.
Cat scan – Searching for lost kitty.
Antibody – Against everyone
Artery – The study of the paintings.
Bacteria – Back door to a cafeteria.
Caesarean section – A district in Rome.
Cardiology – Advance study of poker playing.
Cat scan – Searching for lost kitty.
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