LIC ki Gazab scheme

L.I.C Wale Bhi Kya Gazab Scheme Banate Hai..
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L.I.C Wale Bhi Kya Gazab Scheme Banate Hai...
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Logo Ki Biwion Ko Paas Bitha Kar Pati Ke Marne Ke Faide Batate Hai.

Happy Engineer's Day

There is one thing that connects all Engineer together that is Engineering Drawing 

An Arrow can be shot by pulling Backward

An arrow can only be shot by pulling it backward.
So when life is dragging you back with difficulties,
it means that it’s going to launch you into something great.

Teacher's Day Joke : Guru toh Guru Hota

10 Doctors, 5 Engineers aur 1 Teacher helicopter ki rassi pe latke hue the.

Pilot - Weight zyadaa hai, 1 Aadmi ko rassi choddni padegi!

Teacher - "Ye Qurbani hum denge kyunki hum teacher hain! Bajao taaliyaan!"

Sabhi Doctors aur Engineers taaliyaan bajaane lage!

Weight khud hi kam ho gaya!

MORAL: Doctor, bano ya Engineer, GURU toh aakhir GURU hi hota hai.

Pride and Ego Versus Life and Relations

Some times it's hard to open your Hand ,but you need to before it become Late

Mein chitragupt hun !!

Operation k bad patient bola:
"doctor saheb Kya ab me ROG MUKT hu..?"
Samne se Jawab mila:
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"Beta, doctor saheb to niche
reh gye,
me to CHITRAGUPT hun.

Never use Facebook Gyaan

Once a father beats up his son and when son starts crying he says sorry.

Son says - Take a piece of paper. Crumble it. Fold it. Now open it. Say "sorry" to it. Are the scars on the paper gone ?

Dad says - Take my scooter and try to start. does it start ? Nahin naa.
Now give it 3-4 kicks. Now does it start ? Hua na.
Nalayak tu wahi scooter hai, koi paper nahi.
Aage se ye Facebook wale gyaan mujhe mat dena.