Difference between Complete and Finished

No English dictionary has been
able to adequately explain the
difference between the two
words COMPLETE and FINISHED.

Some people say there is no
difference between COMPLETE
and FINISHED.

However, there is a difference:
When you marry the right
woman,you are COMPLETE.
And when you marry the wrong
woman, you are FINISHED.
And when the right one catches
you with the wrong one,
you are COMPLETELY
FINISHED..!!!:D

Ramadan Mubarak

Bob and Steve, two non-Muslim friends who happen to be lost in a desert.

After days of walking without any water or food, they noticed a Mosque.

Bob said: "Yes, thank God! I will walk in saying that my name is Mohamed, and you say that your name is Ahmed, this way we'll get some food! Deal?"

Steve said: "No, I'm sticking with my name."

They walked into the Mosque and the Sheikh saw them.

The Sheikh asked: "What are your names?"

Bob said: "My name is Mohamed."

Steve said: "My name is Steve."

Sheikh said: "Guys, please bring some food and water for Steve. And you Mohamed, Ramadan Mubarak!!

Mummi Degree Ho gayi

Mummi Degree ho gai ,, kahin Rishta ho jaye tau....:P

JokeandSMS.com congratulating all Friends Completing there Graduation

Kanjus Pappu Joke #5

Pappu: Yeh banana kaise diya?

Shopkeeper: 1Rs.

Pappu : 60 Paisa ka deta hai?

S.K: 60 paise mein to sirf chhilka milega.

Pappu : Le 40 paise, chilka rakh aur kela de de.

Kanjus Pappu Joke #4

 Pappu on his death bed.

My wife, where r u ?

Wife: Yes, I'm here

My sons daughters r u all here?

Yes, Papa

Pappu: To phir bahar wale kamre ka pankha kyun chal raha hai ???

Kanjus Pappu Joke #3

Pappu asks a Taxi Driver: CP wale gurudware jayega kya?

Taxi Driver: Haan ji jaoonga.

Pappu ne jeb se lunchbox nikala or kaha: Wapsi main langar ka khana lete aana.

Kanjus Pappu Joke #2

Pappu ko bhoot chadh gaya ,

3 din baad bhoot khud ek ojha ke paas gaya aur bola,

Ojha sahab mujhe bahar nikalo..!

Warna main to bhookha hi mar jaoonga