Juda Hoke Bhi Tu Mujhme Kahin Baki Hai

Kaalu: Agar Toilet Ja Ke Aane Ke Bad Dubara
Jane Ki Zarurat Pade Toh Tu Konsa Gaana
Gayega?
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Mataalu: Juda Hoke Bhi Tu Mujhme Kahin Baki
Hai.

Tumhe Chahne ki saza Hamne Payi

Tumhe chahne ki sazaa hamne paayi ..............
Tumse dil lagane ki daga hamne khayi .............
Agar karni thi hamse yun bewafai .............
To phir kyun iss dil me apni jagah banayi ..............

Commerce Students are not Sad After Love Breakup

Commerce Students are not Sad After Love Breakup.

Why?

B'coz

They keep 1 Boy/Girl Friend as Reserve for Doubtful Debts.!!

what to do if whole world is against you?

If the whole world is against you,


what will u do..?? .
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and 


you will be the leader of all of them. . !

Who is a boy?

Who is a boy?

A beautiful creation by God ...
He sacrifice his chocolates & toys for his
sister ...

He sacrifice his pocket money for his
Girlfriend ...

He sacrifice his cigarette & beer for his
friends ...

He sacrifice his youth for his wife & children
without complaining ...

Send it to every boy so that he should say:
"O terii ! Mai aisa kab tha..?"

And to every girl so that they realize: "Wow!
Ladke thode toh ache hote hain"

How to save Jackie chan's mother

A Deadly One:

Agar Jackie Chan ki Mother-in-law kidnap ho jaye to use kaun vapas layega?
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Guess?
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Vicks VapouRub...!

Kyunki Vicks lautaye Chan ki Saas.

God is also an Engineer

God is also an Engineer


BRAHMA :- System installer

VISHNU :- System supporter

SHIVA :- System Programmer

NARAD :- Data transferer


YAM :- Deleter

APSARA :- Virus