Do you want to go out with me

Boy-do you want to go out with
me?

Girl-NO!!!!

Boy-did you hear what I said?

Girl-yeah, do you want to go
out with me

Boy-yes!!!!:D:D

Swarg ko swarg kyun kahte

Wife :- Suna hai swarg me husband aur wife ko saath me nahi rehne dete ....
.
.

Husband :- Pagli, tabhi to use swarg kehte hai .....

True Defination of 'Checkmate'

You Tell To ur wife : I Saw a Lady
Looking Same Like You :)

Wife Asks : WAS SHE HOT ;) ?

U cant say "No"
U cant say " Yes" ;)

CHECKMATE

To do nothing you should be at Top

A Bird sat on Tree doing NOTHING

A Rabbit thought to do the same & sat on Ground

Tiger cam & ate it!!

Moral : To sit & do NOTHING, You need to be on top :)

Doctor got Heart Attack after reading a book's Title

At an Chandigarh Railway Station, An American Doctor got Heart attack after reading a Book's
Name..!!

Guess the name of that book??


Book name was

"How to Become a DOCTOR in 30 Days". Rs 150/-

Business is Business

‎1 day in a school in LONDON, a teacher asked a class of 5yr olds: I'll give $10 to the child who can tel me who was the most famous man who ever lived??

Irish boy said "St.Patrick"
Buddhist boy said "Gautam Buddha"

Finally,a Gujrati boy said, "Jesus Christ"
Teacher said-that's right.
As the teacher was givin Jigness those 10$, she said, "U know Jigness, since u'r a Hindu Gujarati; I was very surprised u said Jesus Christ..

Jigness replied- Yes madam, in my heart I knew it was KRISHNA, but for Jigness, Business is Business.:)) :))

A Kid's Computer Problem

A Kid Calls The Help Desk To Complain About
Computer Problem..

Kid: When I Type Computer Password, it Just Shows Star Star Star Star [*****].
What is That joke? .

Help Desk: Dear Kid Those Stars Are To Protect You,
So That if a Person Standing Behind,
He Can’t Read Your Password….

Kid: Yeah Okay,
But Stars Appear Even When There is No One
Standing Behind Me