Girls will be Girls

Girl Friend giving house directions to her
Boy Friend:
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"come to the front gate of my apartment where you dropped me,

look for flat 9A,

you'll find a lift on your right.

Then, hit 9 with ur ELBOW...

And get out of the lift u'll find my flat on left..

hit the doorbell wid ur ELBOW &
Ill' get to open the door 4 u"

Boy Friend: dear that seems easy but why
m I hitting buttons with my ELBOWS only?

Girl Friend: "OMG!! Are you coming empty handed ?????" O_O

Boy Friend: (speechless)

Valentine Gift

Wife Hints to husband for a New Car in this Valentine Day !!!!!

"Dear! buy me something that goes from 0 to 90 in 2 seconds,

When i am on it."

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Husband gifted Her-A "Weight Machine"

Studying Philosophy

"If U Do Regular Study,

It Means U D0n't Have Confidence In Urself.

Study At Last Moment & Show Ur Confidence.

What happen on Teddy Day

ON TEDDY DAY

BOY gives Teddy to Girl and Girl Replies...

Indian Girl: Wow, Kitna Sunder hai....

England Girl:, ohh, beautiful..

American Girl: so sweet... lv u baby...

and Punjabi Girl: O moya.., eh ki bhallu jiha le ke aaiaaan
[ENGLISH Translation : Oh you "good for nothing" , What the hell is this bear Looking stuff]

Start of Friendship

Earlier friendship started with

"Can I have your number"?
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But today it starts with,

"Do you have Facebook
account?"

Our first rule is trustworthiness

Boss during an Interview

Boss: There are two main rules for our company to select you.

Applicant: What is it Sir?

Boss: Our second rule is Cleanliness, did you wipe your feet on the mat near the door before coming in?

Applicant: "Yes Sir"

Boss: Our first rule is trustworthiness and for your information there is no mat!!!
dafa ho Saale !!

Keep a Spare Tyre

HUSBAND And WIFE Are Like 2 Tyres Of A
Vehicle

If 1 Punctures, The Vehicle Can't Move
Further...

Moral :
Always Keep A SPARE TYRE ;-