The Professional Life

Today's Professional Management FUNDAS
1 . "We will do it" means "You will do it"
2 . "You have done a great job" means "More work to be given to you"
3 . "We are working on it" means "We have not yet started working on the same"
4 . "Tomorrow first thing in the morning" means "Its not getting done "At least not tomorrow!"
5 . "After discussion we will decide-I am very open to views" means "I have already decided, I will tell you what to do"
6 . "There was a slight miscommunication" means "We had actually lied"
7 . "Lets call a meeting and discuss" means "I have no time now, will talk later"
8 . "We can always do it" means "We actually cannot do the same on time"
9 . "We are on the right track but there needs to be a slight extension of the deadline" means "The project is screwed up, we cannot deliver on time .. "
10 . "We had slight differences of opinion "means "We had actually fought"
11 . "Make a list of the work that you do and let's see how I can help you" means "Anyway you have to find a way out no help from me"
12 . "You should have told me earlier" means "Well even if you told me earlier that would have made hardly any difference!"
13 . "We need to find out the real reason" means "Well I will tell you where your fault is"
14 . "Well Family is important; your leave is always granted . Just ensure that the work is not affected," means, "Well you know . . . "
15 .. "We are a team," means, "I am not the only one to be blamed"
16 . "That's actually a good question" means "I do not know anything about it"
17 . "All the Best" means "You are in trouble"