Santa to Police - Santa Banta Jokes

Police – “aapke ghar kee talaashi leni hai !”

Santa – “kyon ?”

Police – “khabar mili hai ki aapne ek khatarnaak aatankwadi ko apne ghar mein rakhaa hua hai !”

Santa – “khabar to bilkul sahi hai bhai … par aajkal woh maayke gai hui hai !!!”