Weird Poetry Competition

A poetry competition asked for a 2-line rhyme with the most romantic 1st line & the least romantic 2nd line

winning poem:

My darling my love my beautiful wife.
Marrying u ruined my whole life

I See your face wen I m dreaming
That's why I always wake up screaming

Kind, intelligent, loving and hot.
This describes everything that u are not

I love your smile, your face and your eyes.
Damn, I am very good at telling Lies.