Men vs Women

What a woman says:
Cmon...This place is a mess!

You and I need to clean.

Your pants are on the floor

and you’ll have no clothes

if we don’t do laundry now!

What a man hears:

C’MON....blah, blah, blah

YOU AND I blah, blah, blah

blah, blah ON THE FLOOR

blah, blah, blah, NO CLOTHES

blah, blah, blah, blah, NOW!