Boatmen vs Tourists Mouthology

A Tourist asked a Boatman:
"Do u know biology, psychology,
geology and criminology? "
The Boatman said no to all the
questions.
The Tourist then said:"What the hell do u know on the face of this earth?
You will die of Illiteracy!!" After a while the boat started sinking.
So the Boatman asked the Tourist:" Do u know swimology and escapology
from crocodilogy? The Tourist said no. The Boatman replied:"Well u will
drownology and crocodilogy will eat ur
assology and u will dieology bcos of ur
mouthology!!!

Punjab Roadways AC Coach Bus

Miss Call

Pappu :- Miss kya aap mujhe raat ko
call kar rahi thi.?
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Teacher- Nahi to...
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Pappu :- Kamaal hai..! subah mere
mobile pe likha tha-
MISS CALL...

Aashique's Insult

Ladka: Tum Mere Sapno Me,
Khwabo Me, Zazbato Me RehtiHo...
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Ladki: Bhaiya, Tumko Kisi Ne
Bewkuf Banaya Hai,
Main to 'DELHI' Me Rehti Hoon ...

Check clearing

Customer to clerk: agar main aaj chq deposit karta hoon, toh kitne din mein clear hoga?

Clerk: sir 3 din toh lagenge

Customer: dono bank aamne saamne hee hai. Phir itne din kyun lagenge?

Clerk: sir PROCEDURE to FOLLOW karna padta hai . Socho agar aap Shamshaan ke bahar mar jaate hai toh aapko ghar leke jayenge ya wahin jala denge?

Late Arrival Reason by Pappu

English Sir- Pappu you are late..!
Pappu- Sir meri car...
Sir- Pappu speak in English,
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Pappu- My car was fussing in the
kichad,
No hilling,
No dolling,
Only po po karing...

How men feels while driving with Wife??

A woman was preparing eggs for her husband.

Suddenly, her husband came into the kitchen.

"Careful," he said, "CAREFUL! Put in some more butter!

Oh my GOD! You're cooking too many at once.