What is Self Apraisal?

A Little boy went to a telephone booth which was at the cash counter of a store and dialed a number. The store-owner observed and listened to the conversation:

Boy: “Lady, can you give me the job of cutting your lawn?”

Woman: (at the other end of the phone line) “I already have someone to cut my lawn.”

it's your Worry

Fresh out of business school, the young man answered a want ad for an accountant. Now he was being interviewed by a very nervous man who ran a small business that he had started himself.

"I need someone with an accounting degree," the man said. "But mainly, I'm looking for someone to do my worrying for me."

"Excuse me?" the accountant said.

"I worry about a lot of things," the man said. "But I don't want to have to worry about money. Your job will be to take all the money worries off my back."

"I see," the accountant said. "And how much does the job pay?"

"I'll start you at eighty thousand."

"Eighty thousand dollars!" the accountant exclaimed. "How can such a small business afford a sum like that?"

"That," the owner said, "is your first worry."

Old man and his BMW

A senior citizen drove his brand new BMW out the car sales room . Taking off down the motor-way , he floored it to 90 , enjoying the wind blowing through . Amazing he thought as he flew down the Motor Way, looking in his 
rear view mirror , he saw a 
police car behind him , blue light flashing , siren blaring . 
'' I can get away from him - no problem ! '' He floored it to130 , then 140 ...then 150 ... 
Suddenly, he thought , '' What on earth am I doing ? I'm too old for this nonsense !'' So he pulled over to the side of the road and waited for the police car to catch up with him . 
Pulling in behind him , the officer walked up to the driver's side of the BMW , looked at his watch and said, ''Sir , my shift ends in ten minutes , Today is Friday and I'm taking off for the weekend , If you can give mea reason I've never heard before for why you were speeding , I'll let you go '' 
The Man looked very seriously at the police man , and replied , '' Years ago , my wife ran off with a policeman , I thought you were bringing her back , '' 
The Cop left saying ''Have a good day , Sir....!!

Man and his four wives

There was a man with four wives. He loved his fourth wife the most and took a great care of her and gave her the best.

He also loved his third wife and always wanted to show her off to his friends. However, he was always had a fear that she might runaway with some other man.

What if earth rotates 30 times faster?

Interviewer:"If the Earth rotates 30 times faster,
what will happen?"

engineer:"We will get our salary everyday" :D
Think Greedily
Act Confidently

this is cheating

Mumbai to Delhi =1400km

Delhi to Mumbai =1400km
Ground Floor to 15th Floor = 15 floors...

15th Floor to Ground Floor = 15 floors..

Monday to "SUNDAY" = 7 days

"SUNDAY" to Monday = "1 day"

This is cheating !!

Prayer before eating food

A couple was having dinner at a
restaurant...
As the food was served, the
husband said:
The food looks delicious, let's
eat!
Wife: Honey, you say prayer
before eating at
home.
Husband: That's at home,
Sweetheart. Here
the chef knows how to cook.