A Nano breaks down on a roadside.
A BMW 750 stops to help the driver.
"I will tow you to the next service station, but if I drive too fast please flash your lights"
They start up slowly but a only a km or so down the line a Porsche speeds past 150km an hour.
The BMW driver forgets about the nano & guns it after the Porsche.
Just as all 3 of them tear through a speed trap the cop radios the HQ:
"You won't believe I have seen a BMW & a Porsche racing past 170 km an hour with a Nano behind them flashing its lights to Overtake"
Atheist vs Bear
An atheist was taking a walk through the woods, admiring all that evolution had created.
"What majestic trees! What powerful rivers! What beautiful animals!", he said to himself. As he was walking along the river, he heard a rustling in the bushes behind him. When he turned to see what the cause was, he saw a 7-foot grizzly charging right towards him. He ran as fast as he could. He looked over his shoulder and saw that the bear was closing, He ran even faster, crying in fear. He looked over his shoulder again, and the bear was even closer. His heart was pounding and he tried to run even faster. He tripped and fell on the ground. He rolled over to pick himself up, but saw the bear right on top of him, reaching for him with his left paw and raising his right paw to strike him.
At that moment, the Atheist cried out "Oh my God!...." Time stopped. The bear froze. The forest was silent. Even the river stopped moving.
As a bright light shone upon the man, a voice came out of the sky, "You deny my existence for all of these years; teach others I don''''t exist; and even credit creation to a cosmic accident. Do you expect me to help you out of this predicament? Am I to count you as a believer?"
The atheist looked directly into the light "It would be hypocritical of me to suddenly ask You to treat me as Christian now, but perhaps could you make the bear a Christian?" "Very well," said the voice.
The light went out. The river ran again. And the sounds of the forest resumed.
And then the bear dropped his right paw ..... brought both paws together...bowed his head and spoke: "Lord, for this food which I am about to receive, I am truly thankful."
"What majestic trees! What powerful rivers! What beautiful animals!", he said to himself. As he was walking along the river, he heard a rustling in the bushes behind him. When he turned to see what the cause was, he saw a 7-foot grizzly charging right towards him. He ran as fast as he could. He looked over his shoulder and saw that the bear was closing, He ran even faster, crying in fear. He looked over his shoulder again, and the bear was even closer. His heart was pounding and he tried to run even faster. He tripped and fell on the ground. He rolled over to pick himself up, but saw the bear right on top of him, reaching for him with his left paw and raising his right paw to strike him.
At that moment, the Atheist cried out "Oh my God!...." Time stopped. The bear froze. The forest was silent. Even the river stopped moving.
As a bright light shone upon the man, a voice came out of the sky, "You deny my existence for all of these years; teach others I don''''t exist; and even credit creation to a cosmic accident. Do you expect me to help you out of this predicament? Am I to count you as a believer?"
The atheist looked directly into the light "It would be hypocritical of me to suddenly ask You to treat me as Christian now, but perhaps could you make the bear a Christian?" "Very well," said the voice.
The light went out. The river ran again. And the sounds of the forest resumed.
And then the bear dropped his right paw ..... brought both paws together...bowed his head and spoke: "Lord, for this food which I am about to receive, I am truly thankful."
why we are speechless during Viva?
Edison Had Rightly Said:
A Fool Can Ask More Questions, Than A Wise Can Answer..
Now We Know..
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Why All Of Us ..Are Speechless During The Exam Viva.
A Fool Can Ask More Questions, Than A Wise Can Answer..
Now We Know..
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Why All Of Us ..Are Speechless During The Exam Viva.
Student's Ultimate Question
1 stone is enough 2 break a glass!
1 sentence is enough 2 break a heart!
1 second is enough 2 fall in love!
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But why the hell 1 chapter is not enough to pass in exam????
Rules for Lazy Life
Lazy rule 1
If you drop the ice cube, just kick it under the fridge
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Lazy rule 2:
If you have to say something more than once, its not worth the energy
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Lazy Rule 3:
If you spill water, it will eventually dry
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Lazy rule 4:
If its not on the first search page on Google, it doesn't exist
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Lazy rule 5:
Don't charge your phone till it says 3% remaining
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Lazy Rule 6:
Screw the 'T&C's. Just hit Accept
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Lazy Rule 7:
I'll tell you later!!
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Lazy Rule 8:
Why make your bed when you're just gonna get back in it again
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Lazy Rule 9:
If you're late, don't go
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Lazy rule 10:
The farther away the remote is, the more you like what's already on TV
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Lazy rule 11257389135:
You dont have to read all the numbers
Love hidden in Fights
It really Happens when we Fight with Loved Ones , (not important that they can be only Girl Friend / Boy Friend) , they could be Brother , Sister , Father , Mother and Friends.. We Really want to Patch up again.
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