I want more Proof

A woman was kidnapped, the kidnapper cut her finger and sent to her husband to ask money.
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"I want more proof,
KHOPRI BHEJ KHOPRI."

What are you looking for?

Wife: Honey..... What are You Looking for ?
Husband : Nothing.
Wife : Nothing...?? U've been reading our marriage certificate 4 an hour ??
Husband : I was just looking 4 the expiry date...:)

Story of Mathematician

A guy is travelling in a deluxe car in the desert. He wants to take bath but he has no soap and there is no water.

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He will integrate his 'd(lux)' car to get 'lux + c'. Using the lux soap he will bath in the 'c'. (c=sea)
Can u murder maths more than this.....

Full Form of FAMILY

F. A. M. I. L. Y
is one of the Sweetest words anyone can say, because the letters in it means...
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"Father And Mother I Love You..!!"

Me to my Heart

I asked my Heart :
Why can't I Sleep at Night.?
My Heart told me :
Because you have already Slept in
the Afternoon.
Don't act like you are in Love ! :D

Ask the Grave-yard management

After the death of her husband, A husband's friend came & asked to that wife-- May I take the place of your husband?

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Wife-- I have no objection ! Ask the Grave-yard management

Cute Proposal

Boy: Aren't Your Legs Paining????

Girl: No Why Are You Asking????

Boy: Because You Have Been Running In My Mind For A Long Time