Showing posts with label one liner. Show all posts
Showing posts with label one liner. Show all posts

People who hurt us

sometimes the people who hurt us the most are people who were hurt more than us.

Never Try

You tried ur best nd you failed miserably..
The Moral is "Never Try"..!

Washing Machine

Don't Kill your wife with housework. Let our washing machine do it for you.

just think

Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life Thinking they had no faults at all.

Fact

Expecting the world to treat you fairly Because you are a good person, is like expecting the lion not to attack you because you are a vegetarian...

True Care

A fish said to water " u can't see my tears because i am in u water replied "but i can feel your tears because you are in me "

Dats true CARE........

Fact of Life

Life is too short to wake up with regrets, So love the people who treat u right , forgot about the ones who don't , and believe that believe that everything happens for a reason

Road to Success

There is no Royal road to Success but after Success , every road becomes Royal .Best believe in Struggle

Big Fact

Change does not happen when circumstances improve , change happens when you decide to improve your circumstances

Serious Comedy

Ek Baar ek chinti hathi par baith ke ja rahi thiElephant and Ant

Raste me kacha pull aaya to dekh ke chinti boli "jannu cross kar loge ya main utru...

Heart

HEART IS NOT A DUSTBIN TO DUMP ALL THE WORRIES OF YOUR LIFE...
IT IS A GOLDEN POT FOR COLLECTION OF SWEET AND MEMORABLE MOMENTS OF OUR LIFE....
SO ALWAYS BE HAPPY....:))

Real Best Friend

There's a difference between Friends & best friends.
if Ur upset a friend comes and hugs you.
A best friend comes with a gun and says, alright who am i shooting?

Tera Baap

A Tamilian call up Kaalu and asks " tamil therima??" [means ,"do you know tamil"]
Kaalu got mad, angrily replied.... "Hindi tera baap!!!"

Red Tie Only

Mataalu got an invitation to a party which said 'Black Tie Only."
When he went to the party,
he was surprised to see that other were wearing pants and shirts also.