Showing posts with label Love and Relation. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Love and Relation. Show all posts

Love me or Hate me - Inspirational

" Love me or hate me,
both are in my favour,
if you love me, i'll always be in your heart ,
if you hate me, i'll always be in your mind

Humare jaisa hi kyun? - Love , Breakup Qoutes

Unhone Jaate-Jaate Bade Gurur se Kaha tha "Tum Jaise to Bahut Milenge..."
Humne Bhi Muskura K Puchh hi Liya - "Hmare Jaisa Hi Kyon Chahiye.?

Difference between Coffee shop and Wine Shop

SIR:- Whats difference between Coffee Shop & Wine Shop?
Very Simple sir,
Love Starts in Coffee Shop,
Love Ends in Wine Shop.

Kya milla humko , Babaji ka thullu

Ham Uske Liye Jee Rahe The
Ham Uske Liye Mar Rahe The,
Ban Gaye The Uske Pyar Mein Ullu,
Itna Chah Kar Bhi Hame Kya Mila???

Divorce After 35 Years

An elderly man in Mumbai calls his son in New York and says,
'I hate to ruin your day son, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are getting a divorce; 35 years of marriage... and that much misery is enough!'
'Dad, what are you talking about?' the son screams.
'We can't stand the sight of each other any longer,' the old man says.
'We're sick of each other, and I'm sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in Hong Kong and tell her!'

Loves the Person who Loves you more than you

Live for the person who
dies for
Smile for the person who
cries for
Fight for the person who
and love the person who
Loves u

Aashique's Insult

Ladka: Tum Mere Sapno Me,
Khwabo Me, Zazbato Me RehtiHo...
Ladki: Bhaiya, Tumko Kisi Ne
Bewkuf Banaya Hai,
Main to 'DELHI' Me Rehti Hoon ...

Gift toh wapis kar

Heart Touching Line said
by Boy during Breakup,

"Behen Gifts toh wapis
Karti Ja. Teri Bhabhi ko
kya Dunga"

Tumhe Chahne ki saza Hamne Payi

Tumhe chahne ki sazaa hamne paayi ..............
Tumse dil lagane ki daga hamne khayi .............
Agar karni thi hamse yun bewafai .............
To phir kyun iss dil me apni jagah banayi ..............

Do you want to go out with me

Boy-do you want to go out with


Boy-did you hear what I said?

Girl-yeah, do you want to go
out with me


Girls will be Girls

Girl Friend giving house directions to her
Boy Friend:
"come to the front gate of my apartment where you dropped me,

look for flat 9A,

you'll find a lift on your right.

Then, hit 9 with ur ELBOW...

And get out of the lift u'll find my flat on left..

hit the doorbell wid ur ELBOW &
Ill' get to open the door 4 u"

Boy Friend: dear that seems easy but why
m I hitting buttons with my ELBOWS only?

Girl Friend: "OMG!! Are you coming empty handed ?????" O_O

Boy Friend: (speechless)

New Version : Let's Practice Maths

Mom to her 8 year old kid: lets practice maths ok?
lets start with addition.

Example : Your gf gave u 3 chocolate and 3
ice cream Whats ur answer?

kid : luv you jaanu..!! [Love you Dear]

When boys and girl got Hurt

When a guy is hurt..!!

He smokes, drinks, tries to be mightier devilish, crazy, mad..!!




When a girl is hurt..!!

She sleeps silently with a pillow and her teddy bear..!!

It looks ROMANTIC but actually its ECONOMIC

Some Guys hold their Girlfriend’s hand in Malls
If they leave her hand.. She’ll go shopping,
It looks ROMANTIC but actually its ECONOMIC.

Full Form of FAMILY

F. A. M. I. L. Y
is one of the Sweetest words anyone can say, because the letters in it means...
"Father And Mother I Love You..!!"

Cute Proposal

Boy: Aren't Your Legs Paining????

Girl: No Why Are You Asking????

Boy: Because You Have Been Running In My Mind For A Long Time

How to be in Relationship

Plz don't kill me after reading this-

If you wanna be in a relationship.....

Just buy a Ship and name it "Relation"
Now you have a Relationship

Misunderstanding leads to Problems

A Girl thought LOL means "Lots of Love"...
So, She sent it in the Following text to her Boyfriend:::)

"Feeling sad to hear about ur Failure in Exams...LOL..!!"

Economic not Romantic

Some boyfriends hold girlfriends hand in malls..

Coz if they leave her hand, She will go shopping

It looks romantic, Bt actually its economics.

I Never Win

A couple was talking to each other after a sweet loving fight..!!
Girl: I never win. :'(
Boy: Now thats a lie!
Girl: How??
Boy: because you won ♥ My Heart ♥ :)