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Santa was driving car very fast.
Traffic police caught him.
Santa - Sir, I am learning driving.
Police - Without Teacher?
Santa - Yes, I am from IIN.

Who said to sell pepsi for Rs.65?

Now a days there is question every youth mouth "Who said to sell pepsi for Rs.65?"
Our expert had found the answer

 Do the following!

1) Go to
2) Type in "Who said to sell pepsi for Rs.65?"
3) Translate English to Arabic
4) Copy the Arabic version
5) Choose translation from Arabic to English
6) And the truth will be unleashed


Every TEST in our life makes us BITTER or BETTER,
Every PROBLEM comes to MAKE us or BREAK us.
Choice is our's
Whether we become VICTIM or VICTOR.

Lalu and Mayawati

Mayawati came 2 Lalu's house with a goat

lalu-bhaiswa k sath aayi ho?

Mayawati-dikhta ni goatwa h

Lalu-Dhutt Pagli,Hum goatwa se puch rha hu

Tusi Internet te Joke...

Found telephone .
Found electric bulb .
Found radio .
Found amrica .

Tusi bas internet te joke hi padi jayoo nalayakooooooo....

Beggar and Software Engineer

A beggar meets another beggar.
A software engineer meets another software engineer.
Both of them ask the same question to each other. What is the question ???
* So, Which Platform are you Working on ???....

Washing Machine

Don't Kill your wife with housework. Let our washing machine do it for you.

Marriage of Cinthol and Rexona

Once upon a time ... There was a beautiful girl named Rexona & hand some boy named Cinthol, Rexona & cinthol fell in love with each other. Rexona parents were Hamam & Margo, cinthol parents were wheel & Nirma , Rexona was very excited to make cinthol his "Life Boy" they wished to marry & approach their aunt 501 who mannages to convince them. Rexona & cinthol were very happy in thier love they fixed their marrige at " Fair & lovely " garden opposite to Santoor theatre , Medimix city ... They invite their friends Lux, Dove , Dettol , Savlon, Tide , Fa , Jo and others Rexona & cinthol got married and lived Happily in their Dream land "PEARS" and after 1 year they got twins 'Johnson & Johnson'

Love letter of Biscuit Maker

A Love Letter from BISCUIT MAKER- Dear Marie,
Today is Good Day, U r Anmol for me...
But U have Crackjacked my Heart,
Bcoz I have a Little Heart, Now I m in 50/50 position..

Happy Old Man

A woman walked up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch. “I couldn’t help noticing how happy you look,” she said. “What’s your secret for a long happy life?”

“I smoke three packs of cigarettes a day,” he said. “I also drink a case of whiskey a week, eat fatty foods, and never exercise.”

“That’s amazing,” the woman said. “How old are you?’

“Twenty-six!” he said.

Dentist took my teeth

Buttasing: Yaar Yesterday i want doctor’s clinic beacause of teeth pain
Gurubachan: Oh ya how is your teeth pain now?

Buttasing: I don’t know beacause doctor took my teeth with him.

Clinton and Pope

Clinton and the Pope die on the same day, and due to some administrative foul up, Clinton gets sent to Heaven and the Pope gets sent to Hell.
The Pope explains the situation to the Hell administration, they check their paperwork, and the error is acknowledged. They explain, however, that it will take about 24 hours to make the switch.

The next day, the Pope is called in and the Hell administration bids him farewell and he heads for Heaven. On the way up, he meets Clinton on the way down and they stop to chat.

Pope: "Sorry about the mix up."

Clinton: "No problem."

Pope: "Well, I’m really excited about going to Heaven."

Clinton: "Why’s that?"

Pope: "All my life I’ve wanted to meet the Virgin Mary."

Clinton: "You’re a day late"

What's the Time

Once a NRI Lady went to Janpath for Shopping.

 She suddenly remembered that she has an important appoinment.

 By chance She was not Wearing a watch so she asked a Sadar What’s the Time? in it’s own assent. Sardar was very Patriotic and used to hate such persons. He told Bra Panties.

Lady Said I am asking the time.

He repliesd Bra Panties. Then the lady told a person standing near that i am asking him the time and he is telling me Bra Panties. Then that man told the Sardar why are you not telling the Time. Sardar Replied I am telling the time Barah Pantes(12:35).

Desi Marriage Bureau

Funny Sardar Ji: Hamne Mobile Marriage Bureau shuru kiya hai:
"Rishtey k liye 1 dabaye, Mangni k liye 2 dabye, Shadi k liye 3 dabye."
Desi Man: Hum Dusri Shadi k liye kya dabaun?
Funny Sardar Ji: Dusri shadi k liye pehle wali ka gala dabye ..!

Brave or not???

Military ClipartGeneral McKenzie was in charge of the Navy and he was visiting his colleague General Marshall, who was in charge of the Army. McKenzie arrives at the military camp and is greeted by Marshall. They both walk around the place, and McKenzie asks: “So how are your men?”
“Very well trained, Gral. McKenzie.

“I hope so. You see, my men over at the Navy are so well trained, you could see they’re the bravest men all over the country.” “Well, my men are very brave, too.”
“I’d like to see that.”
So Marshall calls private Cooper and says: “Private Johnson! I want you to stop that tank coming here with your body!”
“Are you crazy? It’d kill me, you idiot! I’m out of here!” As private Johnson ran away, Marshall turned to a bewildered McKenzie and said:
“You see? You have to be pretty brave to talk like that to a general.”