Banta ki Wife ko Saanp ne kata

Santa: Dekh teri biwi ko saap kaat raha hai!

Banta: Abey wo kaat nahi raha...uska 'Zeher' khatam ho gaya hai to wo RECHARGE Karwane aaya hai

In English:

Santa : Look, Snake is bitting your Wife.
Banta: Relax Dude, He is not bitting, He is just Refilling/Recharging  his Poison